Mightier than the sword



Purdue Engineering Magazine

Humor (Two-Headed Pig) Articles:

The Lost Sinefeld
ECMA (Engineering College Magazine Association) "Most Entertaining Feature," 1998
Sinefeld in PDF
Sinefeld, text only

The Avocado
A Purdue twist on "The Onion"
Avocado in PDF
Avocado, text only

Lab Partners from Hell
Don't like your lab group? It could probably be worse.
Lab Partners, text only

VAMOOSE!
My final Two-Headed Pig, in which I try to impart my hard-fought knowledge to the masses
Vamoose in PDF
Vamoose, text only

Water Joe
A brief sidebar extolling the miracle of caffeinated water
Water Joe, text only

Feature Articles:

Evolutionary Love
Dr. Monkeylove discusses the application of evolutionary theories to dating and mating
Monkeylove in PDF
Monkeylove, text only

The Science Behind Playing Hard
The growing role of science and technology in sports
Playing Hard, text only

Unconventional Engineering
Rollercoasters, bungee jumping... unusual things you can do with an engineering degree
Unconventional, text only




Random stuff

(Un)certainty of Knowledge

Message in a Bottle

Carl Sagan

Not necessarily a Blog

NEWSFLASH! Hard-hitting reporting on the news that matters.
Mouse Suicide Shocks Library Staff
Lint Roller of Death Fails to Induce Mortal Terror
Volleyball Schedule Format Contested
Area Woman's Nerd Herd Membership Called Into Question
Sesame Street Beat
A Step Backwards for the Evolution Revolution


Rhymes (mostly)

Also Ran

Moonlit Walk

Sleeping Dog Lies

Champions and Silhouettes

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Java in the Attic

The Bittersweet Burden

Enough

Wolves

Seasons

Prayer for a Nomad

Walk On

Ode to Forwards