The Adventures of Captain Obvious

This page is still in its infancy, but I hope to discover (and share) more inanities soon!

This warning sheet is included with the nails that are used in pneumatic nail guns. Honestly, though, if you need to be told that shooting your coworker in the head is a no-no, you should not be handling sharp objects anyway.

Other people don't seem to think this is as funny as I think it is, but this is MY webpage, so I'm including it. It was in an article about how to start babies on solid food. But isn't it frightening that the author felt the need to explicitly state this??

That means:
Strained carrots = GOOD
Marbles and bottle caps= BAD