I’ve taken it upon myself to be the de facto Easter Bunny for my small and unusual office. I mostly just supply nerdy gifts, candy, and occasional funny emails to our company, (called BSUBAS). And of course there will be Peeps!
Happy Easter, BSUBIANs! Some friends and I visited your new office over the weekend and checked out the scene… Nice place. We also left a few little office-warming gifts for you to share, or fight over, depending on how badly you want things like a book called Things I Want to Punch in the Face, or strongly worded Post-It flags. You know, the usual Easter stuff.
And I, the Easter Bunny, would like to apologize for the Peep-shaped stain in the microwave. The Truth or Dare game went sideways, you know how it goes sometimes. We didn’t have a representative of the ASPCP in the office at the time, sooooo… stuff happens.